Christmas Fortune Telling

Did you ever just open a book at any page, and see if you could find a special meaning in the first sentence you read?

Uh... me neither. But if you were ever to do such a silly thing, maybe you might find some kind of special insight...

So here's a special link just for you:

Tell me my future!

Disclaimer:
You might need to look a little harder to reveal the true meaning of your fortune. And then maybe harder still. Actual mileage may vary. Any resemblance to actual events is entirely co-incidental,and no correspondence will be entered into. If you don't like your future, feel free to click it again to get another one. Or get over it. It's up to you. It is your future, after all. Not much you can do about it. Unless you want to get caught in the time paradox- And that would mean having to sit through all those Back To The Future movies all over again...