I made a resolution today. One that I plan to keep for the rest of my life. Ready?
Here Goes....
I will never, ever again watch the Channel Ten News as long as I live.
I know that's bold, but there you go. I can not believe the level of stoopid "News-Tainment" total , utter toilet clippings they pass off as journalism. And it dawned on me the other night as I was watching something really important about Brad and Jennifer, that I don't actually have to watch this crap! I can turn it off! so now, everytime I hear their serious news theme, I'm going to turn the TV off, or walk out. Save money on all that spat out beer. And cleaning.
I was thinking of writing some software that did speech recognition on the newsreader, and then everytime there was an adjective blowout , automatically e-mailed a complaint to the station - you know stuff like " A Heart-Breaking Decision for a Lonely Panda", "A Horrifying, Barbaric Act of Cruelty to handbags." etc..
So, maybe not all spam is bad?
(My wife brings me wine. I do so love her.)
Is it just me? or does Mr Incredible look like Steve Ballmer?
(that's not to say that I look like Steve Ballmer - what I meant was, am I the only one who sees the resemblence between them.)
Regardless of whether you do or not, that's still disturbing...
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If you had been down at the beach, like me, then you wouldn't have had access to a television and you wouldn't have been spitting out perfectly good beer. Instead, you would have been swallowing perfectly good seawater... What a bloody fantastic day!
ReplyDeleteBy God, you're right!!! See Evidence
ReplyDeleteWell, that settles it then. somebody at Pixar must've been a spy for Microsoft. Terrorism knows no bounds.
ReplyDeleteAnd give me swallowing seawater over spitting beer any day.