The Greatest Novel I Never Wrote

Like everyone, I always wanted to write a novel.

But...

I'm lazy, and not a good writer.

So, whatever the problem is, the solution is wikis, right?

Right. So (drumroll) here's the worlds first* wiki novel.

Go forth and edit it, you internet, you!

*totally unsubstantiated or researched

UPDATE: This post was written during a somewhat drunken christmas party. It seemed like a good idea at the time...