"Well, to be fair to you, they are eight years old. They probably have much faster reflexes..."Ha! Well, to counter that, I give you this:
Now, I have no idea what's going on, but I think that "次へ" is the Japanese equivalent of 'Next'.
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(PS - if you would also like to beat me at MarioKart DS, my Friend Code is: 060189 090100)