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Two for the Heap

Like Simon , I've always kept an eye on Shaun Inman's blog -or if not so much his content, on his designs. His concept of having old posts slowly disappear into nothingness is a really odd, and quite interesting idea. So yeah, another endorsement from me - but the fact that he's currently having a bunch of fun with his new Wii is also close to my heart - in fact, most of his posts kind of mirror what I've been doing since I started my holiday...Yay for Holidays! No Wii for me today though. I need to go and camp out at the DMV , to obtain my Virginia drivers license - besides the fact that American cops tend to freak out when you show them an ACT drivers license, they charge you through the nose for insurance. (Not the cops, the insurance companies.) I'm resolved to just live there for the whole day. If you'd like to share, you can take some sample tests here. Then you could just stand in a queue for an hour or so. Then sit down and do nothing for an hour. Then...

Talking Bollocks

Dear Lazyweb, Is the word 'Bollocks' considered offensive? I ask because I used it in a new upcoming post for the TOWER Software Blog, and I was wondering if maybe it might be deemed 'inappropriate'... I used it because I think it's funny, but the extensive wikipedia entry on the word is just outright hilarious... "In a technological context, the question could be 'Why has the web developer included a three-minute animated intro to this page?', prompting the answer: 'Dog's Bollock Syndrome, Mate. Because he can.'"

So long, SOAP

Here's an interesting tie-in to the simplicity debate - Four years after the hype, Google has quietly axed the SOAP Web service API to it's search interface. ( full story here ) And nobody cares. Why? The SOAP concept grew out of a great simple idea. The Idea was this: "wouldn't it be nice to do RPC stuff via XML? The first iteration of what would become SOAP was pretty straightforward - XMLRPC . Version 1.0 of SOAP built upon that, and was still human readable, and okay. Som etime after that, the big boys like Microsoft, IBM and Sun jumped on board, and proceeded to complexify , 'standardize' and completely bugger the specification about until the final modern iteration of SOAP was so confusing, that only the most zeal-ridden platform zealots were singing it's praises - and even they didn't actually know how the thing worked anymore. Marketing execs all over the world were so desperate for 'Web Services' that they confused them with 'We...

What's an OGG?

If you've ever run across an OGG file, chances are you've probably gone - "What on earth is that?" And then you'd find out that it was an open source, slightly superior music compression format that tends to be used by the more 1337 amongst us. Then, you might have wondered how you could listen to something that had been encoded with it. Well, if you wanted to use iTunes , you were previously out of luck - or so I thought, until I found the Xiph .org quicktime plugin . This has been around for a while, but now it seems to work great.

Now that's commitment.

I can remember 'certain' students used to find a modicum of ribald hilarity in scrawling the traditional 'dick and balls' on a plastic high school chair, but these kids have completely taken it to a new level . Tsk, Tsk - Busted by Google Earth - the shame... (The Google Maps link .)

My new favourite movie

Nearly 100 percent of the time, Cable TV in America dishes up the most inane garbage, very rarely worthy of any comment. And yet, sometimes... well, suffice to say that thanks to Encore, I now have a new favourite movie - North Shore , from 1987. How can this be so? Well, because of the following: Awesome Surf Footage, A ridiculous cheesy plot line about a surfer from Arizona (yes, Arizona) who wins a surfing contest in a wave pool, and then decides to go to O'ahu to surf the Pipeline Classic. Cheesy eighties music soundtrack, that includes Journey and Pseudo Echo, Awesome Surf Footage, A truly terrible love story straight out of a Sweet Valley High book. Lots of gratuitous shots of chicks lying on the beach in ugly eighties bikinis, A bunch of ' Bad Ass ' Hawaiian locals, Actual cameos from amazing real life surfers like Mark Occhilupo , Laird Hamilton and Gerry Lopez ; and Awesome Surf Footage. I mean, really, could there possibly be anything more you could need i...

Dante Says...

This is just a reminder to make sure you keep up to date with Harsher Light - Little Headed Simon's tale of a skilled Gothic hero just keeps getting more and more intriguing. Who is this guy? What are these terrifying sexy angels that are trying to kill people? Can you really use crushed aspirin and smoke to detect evil spirits? Some of these questions may be answered, but you'll have to keep your browser (or your RSS Reader) tuned to http://harsherlight.blogspot.com/ .

New York City

I was, I admit, a little ambivalent about making the trip up from DC to New York City. My wife, Ali, was extremely envious of the idea. But, (as a good husband so often finds) , It turns out she was right. New York is an extremely inspiring place. It's like a thousand ideas colliding all at once. Everywhere I walked, I was mindful of New York stuff,( even though I grew up about as far away as you can get -in Australia ) - things like the 59 th Street Bridge , Madison Square Gardens, 42 nd Street, Times Square - Lyrics from the Beastie Boys, those dumpsters from Law and Order episodes, Ben Lee and Grandmaster Flash, and the art-deco style uber buildings that define the megalopolis. Times Square was particularly amazing at night - If you don't pay attention to where you're going, You'll almost certainly be run over by a cab - but if you don't, you'll probably accidentally buy something - the neon assault of advertisements is a wonder to behold. I didn't...

I need your permission to continue.

I've spent a few days now with Windows Vista (Ultimate). It is the ultimate many things, but I sure hope that it's not the ultimate operating system. In a way it seems to me that Vista is sort of like a really shallow, hot girlfriend - You have to pay her lots of attention, work hard constantly to keep her happy and in return, she looks gorgeous and drives you absolutely insane with her stupidity and nagging... I'm talking particularly about User Account Control . This one single 'feature' has the potential to make people throw their machines across the room in all their shiny transparent aero glory. Essentially, the way it works is this: anytime you do anything that could possibly affect the configuration of your computer, Windows prompts you to enter your username and password again, to confirm that you really meant for the action to occur. This may seem like a cool idea. I understand the point. The theory goes that no nasty virus or spyware will ever be able...